end0skeletal:

jadesandslash:

end0skeletal:

by Georg Scharf

what is this bird and why does it look like it’s legs were copy-pasted into it? it looks like the mix between a hummingbird, a seagull, and a flamingo

This is a black-winged stilt! They have long legs because they wade around in shallow waters looking for food, usually insects and crustaceans.

shirtoid:

White Castle by Yuri Shwedoff

andyjwest:

endless list of MCU characters → bruce banner

petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

very hilarious and bold of marvel to expect me to give one single fuck about whether vision lived or died 

wanda: omg if we destroy the stone now vision will die :((

me: 

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

daftplunk:

daftplunk:

new boot goofin

thatgirlonstage:

thebibliosphere:

I took my meds too close to bedtime again and I need you all to know the dream I had last night involved Robin Williams becoming the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Not, a character portrayed by Robin Williams, just Robin Williams as himself running around Hogwarts doing wandless magic and being as loud and big as possible because and I quote before I forget:

“Listen, children, I’m not saying all this bad shit that is happening isn’t scary and you shouldn’t be concerned–because you should!–but I’m telling you this now for free. Life is a boggart, it’s the biggest boggart of them all. You never know what it’s going to look like one moment to the next. And sometimes you just gotta laugh. It’s okay to laugh. It’s part of the grieving process. You need to grieve before you can heal. But it’s okay to laugh while you’re doing it.”

I didn’t wake up right after that, some more stuff happened in a hazy sort of way as the dream began to dissolve into conciousness, but I remember him yelling Expecto Patronum as he punched a Death Eater in the face. Because sometimes, evidently, you have to make your own happy memories.

You just fully got the actual spirit of Robin Williams to pop in on your dreams and give you some wisdom

monobeartheater:

ripppedfuel:

thelightofnight:

nicoffeine:

OH MY GOSH

I have two hands and three foods.

Oh poor little dude

I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN ANIMAL LOOK MORE DISTRESSED

vultureculturecoyote:

The reason I hate this royal wedding is personal…

I know a lot of people can’t stand this stupid royal wedding nonsense, but for me this really is sickening to watch. Prince Harry gets to marry his Canadian finance while my partner and I have been separated by immigration laws for 4 years and counting. Never allowed to marry or even LIVE TOGETHER IN THE SAME COUNTRY.

What makes their situation any different from ours? Money.

In order for me to immigrate with my British partner he is required to me making an income of over £18,900 per year. (Which might seem reasonable to americans but Only 14% of British citizens make enough money to meet the spouse immigration requirements!)

Of course, because the royal family are wealthy nobility they can bypass any immigration requirements and live happily ever after, while tens of thousands of families are separated by the insane financial requirements of British marriage immigration visas.

I don’t mean to “reblog beg” but it would really help if you reblogged this to get this information out there. One of the reasons these visa restrictions are still in place is because people aren’t even aware they exist.

artofmaquenda:

Macro shots of mushroom gills I took during Autumn…I find them incredibly erotic and sensual somehow haha…